I don’t believe in an afterlife...

I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse.

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I play golf with friends sometimes, b...

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

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Men make history, and not the other w...

Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.

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When women love us, they forgive us e...

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.

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When women love us, they forgive us e...

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.

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Students now arrive at the university...

Students now arrive at the university ignorant and cynical about our political heritage, lacking the wherewithal to be either inspired by it or seriously critical of it

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Painting, n.: The art of protecting f...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

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My advice to you is get married: if y...

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.

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It is the ability to take a joke, not...

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

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I’m opposed to any sport that r...

I’m opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.

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People ask the difference between a l...

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives.

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Byron says that it is easier to die f...

Byron says that it is easier to die for the woman one loves that to live with her.

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Byron says that it is easier to die f...

Byron says that it is easier to die for the woman one loves that to live with her.

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Responsibility for learning belongs t...

Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age

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Of all those arts in which the wise e...

Of all those arts in which the wise excel, Nature’s chief masterpiece is writing well.

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